The only difference between me and Jimmy Stewart’s character in Rear Window is timeI really do like almost everything about my new apartment. It’s got high ceilings, good light, lots of space, it’s recently renovated…Nov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023
Challenges I Think Would Have Worked Well On America’s Next Top ModelI have been unemployed for such a long time now! When you are unemployed you somehow have a crushingly huge amount of free time that always…Jun 12, 2023Jun 12, 2023
I made a lot of friends who are birds this yearI got really into identifying birds (and plants!) as of 2020 when they were basically the only form of free entertainment that existed…Sep 30, 2022Sep 30, 2022
Mascots That I Am Forced to Obsess Over Until the Dodgers Get a Fucking Hand on the BallThe Dodgers don’t have a mascot, apart from Brooklyn and Brix, Oklahoma City’s very loveable but deeply gendered cattle dogs, and whatever…Dec 11, 2020Dec 11, 2020
We woke up in our excessively Southwest-themed Marriott room and went to go get lost.Technically before we went to go get lost we stopped to take our regular advantage of the Marriott continental breakfast setup. Five days…Jan 23, 20201Jan 23, 20201
Every Day That The Dodgers Don’t Put Out A Pet Calendar Is A Day We Collectively Stray Further…Look. Listen. Look. I know there are bigger stories for the Dodgers right now, cough cough, Astros, cough, but I can’t stand idly by for…Jan 21, 2020Jan 21, 2020
